the thought process involved with the act of masturbation when no material (p-rnography) is available for immediate use. typically when a male fantasises about a work colleague, friend or celebrity while stroking his meat.
requires a certain amount of imaginative power – a weak mind could lead to loss of erection, or failure to gain it in the first place.
frank: oi, steph was lookin’ bang tidy last night eh?

dave: ah yeah, i had a good hard p-rnder about her while i was home alone this mornin’. one of the best w-nks i’ve had in a long while.

i often p-rnder about the milf next-door.

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