porned out
when you have watched so much p-rn that it has become boring.
i’ll check out the urban dictionary instead of p-rn sites tonight i’m p-rned out.
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p-rnedout is the act of watching too much p-rn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.
lisa: last night i went for a clip and realized i was p-rnedout. i’m just not feeling it. i will try again in a few days.
a man is “p-rned out” when he has watched so much p-rn, he loses touch with reality. typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his d-ck look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. usually thinks he’s amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.
“i really liked him until we got busy. what a disappointment, he’s totally p-rned out. (sigh)”
“he really p-rned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)”
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