porning
p-rning comes from the verb “p-rn,”
in the infinitive case, it is “to p-rn”
definition: to watch p-rn
dude, you haven’t been talking for a while. are you p-rning?
my girlfriend got mad at me because i p-rned too much last weekend.
the act of masturbating while watching p-rn.
last night i was p-rning it while i was driving my car on the highway.
scotland: public s-x, especially at parties
i ken yous are p-rning; stop it ye bams!
that time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent s-x.
“good p-rning, that was awesome”
“i got laid first thing this p-rning. it was great!”
p-rning; verb
the act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with p-rnography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarr-ssment of the owner.
often combined with kronging
oh man we totally p-rned my ex’s house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.
hey lets go p-rning and hit up your boss’s house!
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