Pornitics
watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets f-cked.
joe: “what are you doing tonight?”
tom: “watching p-rnitics, you know the one where the republicans blast a load all over poor people?”
joe: “oh, i’m more into the ones where the democrats pile drive the rich in the -ss.”
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