porno dave
attending all saints school in dagenham, ess-x, uk, “p-rno dave” as he is known is notorius around southern ess-x schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), p-rno dave used his school internet system to find p-rnography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his cl-ssmates. when he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.
only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going p-rno dave, and his reputation precedes him. he is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern england.
in my last years of education, i heard about the exploits of dave through many sources. he is one of two daves in the year, the other being “fat dave the skateboarder”.
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