Pornobate
verb: to m-st-rb-t- to p-rnography.
i think i’ll bring my hustler magazine to the bathroom so i can p-rn-bate while i’m taking a sh-t.
my girlfiend caught me p-rn-bating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.
verb: to m-st-rb-t- to p-rnography.
i brought my hustler magazine in the bathroom so i could p-rn-bate while taking a sh-t.
my girlfriend caught me p-rn-bating online when she came in my room without knocking first.
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