pornocheyneyed
the accidental shooting of your load into someone’s face
dude #1: “sally was getting me going orally, but i got overly stimulated and p-rnocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed.”
dude #2: “so you are still a virgin?”
dude #1: “yep.”
dude #2: “you c-ckmo.”
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