porsche monkey


an african-american individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
“hey dad, tyrone watkins just bought a new bentley!”

“oh, son, he doesn’t own it, he’s just a porsche monkey”
a rich porch monkey.
did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an s-cl-ss mercedes?
“porsche monkey” is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a “yuppie”). it derived from the racist term “porch monkey.”
person 1: look at that porsche monkey! he’s driving a porsche!

person 2: a porsche monkey driving a porsche? no way!
“porsche monkey” is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a “yuppy”) who is rude and obnoxious.
“dude, that guy just cut me off!”

“i know, what a porsche monkey!”

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