pornogamy
the personal state of obsession with one performer or p-rnographic subgenre.
“bill is obsessed with collecting seka fisting tapes, he’s in a state of p-rnogamy.”
“do you have any discs with kirsty waay masturbating with sandpaper, it’s the only thing that will satisfy my p-rnagamistic urges?”
“i only buy t-tles with laurie cameron performing in them, i’m a confirmed p-rnagomist”
“donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now.”
being monogamously committed to one p-rnographic actor/actress.
masturbating to only one p-rnstar.
dale practices p-rnogamy with gianna micheals, and would never cheat on her with jill kelly.
nicholas will only m-st-rb-t- to one p-rnstar, and none other.
a genre of artwork that is studied extensively by guys while they’re in the bathroom.
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