Pornographic Memory
the ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every p-rno movie, picture, p-rnstar and moneyshot that you’ve ever laid eyes upon. (the greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
see: moneyshot
sir spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded young-dum and full of c-m.mpg #5c, starring aurora snow, as his p-rnographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer’s hard drive; cl-ster#: 43,600; sector# 165; size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.
the ability to recognize the ident-ty of a person by merely glancing at their b-ttocks or br–sts.
brian must have a “p-rnographic memory” because he can recognize lisa based on her b-ttocks.
the ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more s-x.
to many, her p-rnographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.
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