Pornopia
a site or place with perfect p-rn, only real in imagination and in heaven. it is appealing to all audiences and has no flaws except the stds contained within the stars.
1. man i found a p-rnopia yesterday i no longer have to search for p-rn.
2. i can’t wait to go to heaven and go to p-rnopia, im tired of searching for it.
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