pornphones


headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching p-rn even though you claim that they’re there for listening to music.
a: why do you have headphones by your home computer?
b: sometimes i like listening to music while i work.
a: yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. seems to me like they’re your p-rnphones.
b: i don’t watch p-rn.
a: bullsh-t, and your p-rnphones are exhibit a.

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