Pornucopia
p-rnucopia is the state of mind where the majority of postp-b-scent males live for most of their whacked-out, whacked-off, lives.
p-rnucopia is the s-xual state of mind males have from the time they wake ’til the time they sleep, and the s-xual dreams they have from the time they sleep ’til the time they wake.
3 more definitions
an abundant supply of p-rnography.
(an amalgamation of p-rn and cornucopia)
known misspelling: p-rnacopia
dave’s got a p-rnucopia on his external hard disk.
an overabundance of p-rn (alternate spelling).
jerry has a virtual p-rnucopia under his bed.
p-rn in such outstanding variety and quant-ty that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.
this thanksgiving i shall enjoy a p-rnucopia of earth-shattering delight…. ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh… ahhhh.
… need to get a mop now.
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