porridge
to serve time in prison.
he done his porridge, he’s a reformed man now.
a mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. usually eaten as a breakfast product.
porridge tastes better than corn grits.
british slang for doing time in prison
do your porridge and don’t try to screw the system
when something is just right.
“how was your steak last night?”
“it was porridge”
“how was that girl last night?”
“she was porridge”
denotes any item or idea that is “just right.” references goldilocks and the three bears, as in “not too hot, not too cold, but just right.”
“how does that shirt fit?”
“it’s porridge, man, totally porridge.”
porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.
– ” you look really porridge today”
used to describe a womans p-ssy when full of c-m. normally used in relation to group s-x, by males.
i want her first because i hate stirring the porridge.
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