Port Alberni Docking


when two men push their prolapsed -ssholes together in compet-tion to see who is more gaping that the other. the winner’s -sshole will swallow that of the loser.
we tried port alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! i think i’m in love.

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