Port Ewen
a town in ulster county, new york. such a sh-tty little town, i had to make the definition for it just now because n-body’s ever heard of it. even people who live in port ewen have never heard of the place. contains a chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that’s about it.
you: “i’m from port ewen.”
friend: “where?”
you: “i don’t even know, man.”
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