Port St Lucie
sh-tty town in the middle of florida
the only thing to do is the movies or bowling
there’s a gas station/park/walgreens on every corner
prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in america
if they build another walmart instead of a mall in port st lucie, i’m going to bomb it.
an extremely boring city. it has an over-abundance of walmarts, walgreens, cvs’s, and publix’s.
most of the teens are uneducated, s-xually active, and they all look the same.
the “scene” crowd takes over the entire city.
there is nothing to do but go to superplay and smoke weed.
1: hey! where do you live?
2: h-ll.
1: oh, sorry man, didn’t know you lived in port st lucie.
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