porta potties


1. a row of blue portable toilets.

2. expensive escorts bought by rich arab and european men to go on “yacht parties” for $30,000+ a piece. in reality these women are brought onto these boats to get sh-t and p-ssed on, hence the name porta potties.

its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on facebook. if a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any uae or st. tropez area she is a porta potty.

fun fact!: some well known porta potties work at the spearmint rhino in las vegas.
jane: “did you see tiffany’s new watch/car/handbag/shoes? she just came back from a trip to abu dhabi and looks great!”

joanna: “i’m so jealous. how does she even afford those things? i’ve never seen her work a day in her life.”

john: “she’s one of those porta potties. guys sh-t on her face.”
noun the correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.
when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty
dirty slunt that travels the world and gets sh-t and p-ssed on by terrorists. typically on a yacht.

originally coined by nik richie of thedirty.com its been widely used to label even lesser sc-nts mostly previously known as c-m dumpsters.
“hey, that sc-nt is flying to dubai & getting shat on for benjamins. she must be a porta potty!”
a disgusting sh-tter that is used by homeless people, fishermen, mexicans and construction workers
that mexican used the portapotty. he must really haveto sh-t!
1. a portable bathroom

2. place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with phd)
oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone’s crawling out!!
1. portable toilets used by americans and other nations to remove one’s wastes
2. secret government time-machines disguised as porta-potties
1. “thank god this concert had a porta-potty”
2. “the government is hunting me down ever since i stepped into their porta-potty
this really gross green box that is filled with old sh-t, and is usually found in the very back of anything. similar to an outhouse, although it’s portable.
outhouse porta-potty

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