porta-trotty
the funny run-walk you do when you’ve left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where the only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
they could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. it was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
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