Portable music player
a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. this would be very kick -ss except for the fact that some r-t-rded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f—ing ipods and mp3s.
hey d-mn b-tch!!! give me your f—ing p
portable music player or i’ll beat the tar out of you!
but i only have britney speers!
my favorite! hand it over b-tch!
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