portachub
a p-n-s that is not quite at full chubb status but stiffness is apparent. also a way of referencing the p-n-s as a piece of meat. hence the word”porter”.
amy’s not that hot, but that -ss is giving me a straight portachub.
the disappointment on stephanie’s face was apparent when i couldn’t get hard and i could only serve up the portachub…..
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