portal guide


1. one who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. a portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. if you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be… you might need a portal guide.

portals can have a broad range of interpretations. this is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
“i accidentally left half my -ss in another dimension, i should have hired a portal guide.”

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