Porter Blump
a porter blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving f-ll-t– from another individual in an outhouse or ‘porter potty’ while taking a dumpasaurus rex. the receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and -j-c-l-t-ng simultaneously. the giver feels similar to tom cruise.
hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?
i straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. –sl-tty ho
that porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian’s armpit.
a porter blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving f-ll-t– from another individual in an outhouse or ‘porter potty’ while taking a dumpasaurus rex. the receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and -j-c-l-t-ng simultaneously.
hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? –tyler dubay
i straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. –sl-tty ho
that porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian’s armpit. –billy mays
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