Portkey
a portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. however, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.
“sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?”
“no, that’s absurd. if they were to touch themselves, they’d constantly be transported places”
a portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.
lavender: um, professor, can like a person be a portkey?
snape: no, that’s absurd. because if a person were to touch themselves they would constantly be transported into different places
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