portland organ


when two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
“bro, i walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest portland organ!”

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    a very og username hey tonymaster21, you are very og


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