Portland, P.A


portland, p.a. is a very small town near bangor in north-east pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.

the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.

one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it’s quite large,and is set on a steep hill.

possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.

has two churches,one methodist, one baptist.

another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. however,it was recently re-done, and made “safer”, so most of the fun has gone out of that area.

portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern p.a., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.

all in all, a nice place.
i went to portland, p.a yesterday. it was nice,but small.

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