portsexual
somewhere inbetween bis-xual and heteros-xual; where a woman would turn gay for natalie portman only.
“oh my god, v for vendetta – natalie portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald”
“yeah i know, i’m totally ports-xual now”
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