Portugese breakfast

this ia a very satisfying, tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. first you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the partic-p-nts -n-l cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the “skillet”. this will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. the prefered tool for the pros is a straw. but you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it…
wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night… dude you were with steve all night….
originating in pre-colonial brazil the portugese breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who p-ssed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. with a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an -ss cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the -ss skillet.
“sofia smiled to herself as alowicious poured western omelate batter into her -ss cavity. in a matter of minutes they would be dining on one h-ll of a portugese breakfast”
it originated in continental portugal. this guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian s-x with another women using a portugese sausage as a double sided d-ld-. he was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him h-rny. so he went down on her while eating the sausage. this is also known as a “portymeal”

now it may be used for describing food with s-x. whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not
im hungry n h-rny, i think im gonna have a portugese breakfast.
first find a willing girl. beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. pour the mixture into the v-g-n- of a woman.the “cook” places his mouth over the v-g-n- and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.
“amanda was dissapointed that kenny couldn’t finish his portugese breakfast.”
from the movie “deuce bigalow: european giggalo” refers to the s-x act of spreading a woman’s legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken”
i gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.
when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and -j-c-l-t-. also known as skeet skeet.
i gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.
the process of doing the a guy/girl up the -ss then getting poo on your d-ck then covering it in peanut b-tter and making the girl/guy eat it.
phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it