portuguese crockpot
when you’re getting your d-ck sucked before you -j-c-l-t-, flip over so your -ss is in her face, fart on her, and c-m down her throat. and let her marinate in the juices.
my girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our s-x life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
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