Portuguese House Cleaner


an act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a bas-m-nt or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.
andrew: i saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
debra: you thinking what i’m thinking?
andrew: absolutely. let’s grab her and bring her back to the estate to give her the ol’ portuguese house cleaner!

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