portuguese man
portuguese men are the strongest and most s-xually pleasing. they work hard all day so when they get home to their wives and girls, they expect you to get on your knees and f-cking suck off their m-ssive c-ck. because portuguese men have such m-ssive c-cks that it’s physically exhausting for them to jack off themselves. so you get on your knees and try to fit it in your mouth. then let him f-ck you in the -ss while in the shower, because he’s leaving soon to go work again!
daniel: im home
jenna: oh my love your home!
daniel: ya ya b-tch, just suck me off while i eat and let me f-ck your v-g-n- in the shower, then get the f-ck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go f-ck some sl-ts we find on the road.
jenna: right away my portuguese man, f-ck me good, you deserve it!
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