Portuguese Nutcracker
when having s-x with a girl doggystyle, before you -j-c-l-t- you remove your p-n-s and stick it in her -n-s, while at the same time try to stick both of your nuts in her v-g-n-. this is physically impossible due to the tug to c-m ratio of the nuts.
i was having s-x with my girlfriend last night and i tried to give her a portuguese nutcracker… nearly thought my b-lls were going to fall off.
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