Portuguese Omlet



its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her -ss. then she squats over a hot griddle and sh-ts the mix onto the griddle. the man cooks the mixture and eats it.
d-ck and jane made a portuguese omlet
when a man and a woman are planning to have s-x and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman’s v-g-n- have s-x, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
ted: man that portuguese omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

fred: that’s sick man!

ted: who cares at least i’m livin the good life!

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