its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her -ss. then she squats over a hot griddle and sh-ts the mix onto the griddle. the man cooks the mixture and eats it.
d-ck and jane made a portuguese omlet
when a man and a woman are planning to have s-x and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman’s v-g-n- have s-x, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
ted: man that portuguese omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.
fred: that’s sick man!
ted: who cares at least i’m livin the good life!
- pose song
a song that just makes you want to pose rockstar 101 is such a pose song
presides, being in control of in decision making capacity the upright will reside in the earth g-d precides over.
- predator message
a text or im message that has no content (blank message). aptly named after the film series where the aliens where cloaking devices to make themselves invisible. it is usually accidental. a:-receives a text message from b that is blank. responds with a wtf.- b:-sends a text to a saying two words only ‘predator message’.-
- pretty enough for p*rn
a girl who is not really pretty, but is serviceable and has a knock out body (particularly if she has big t-ts) making her suitable p-rn star material. jessica simpson has big teeth, but she is pretty enough for p-rn.
1. translates to ‘sweetheart’ 2. see beautiful 3. see perfect 4. see gorgeous her eyes are pria perfect. the perfect guy you’ll ever meet, the hottest and the most s-xiest. has a 12 inch p-n-s. i really want prium to be my boyfriend. i just wanna tear that s-xy m-th-rf-ck-r up, f-ck i wanna f-ck […]