portuguese wedding
a form of snuff film wherein a woman is g-ngb-nged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.
i watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day
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- covfefeian
a term to categorize trump supporters. can also loosley include the republican party. those covfefeians are going to be very upset when they lose their health insurance due to trumpcare.
- benison fletch
benison fletch- two words in one. benison, to mean tw-t, and fletch, to mean the god of the mountains. this is basically another way of saying a tw-t god, like some d-ck footballer that always scores. we pray to the benison fletch, but oh dear god we don’t want to
- jon samuels
the act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts. he jon samuels’d me. he said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through richmond park.
- ricky bernaldo
a pr-ck. enjoys picking fights that he has no chance of winning. he gets to flirt and always fails. never go full ricky bernaldo when talking to a girl.
- covfefegate
covfefegate verb to make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand. person 1: “nice trip!” person 2: “trip? you didn’t see me dodge that pigeon?” person 1: “i saw you trip! don’t covfefegate”