1.)phrase used to describe a f-cking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as “fdkjghdfkjgh”) that resulted in real pr-nouncable words. the context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.
2.)deriving from the words potty and jerk, “porty jerktle” is a phrase that was used by the phonecians in 1235 a.d. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having p-ssionate s-x with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. they therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid b-tch. like seriously; “who has s-x with fat girls?”, they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
“victor, you slept with a corpse you f-cking porty jertkle!”
one meaning for “lms” is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status. lms and ill make up a lie about you to improve your confidence stupid as […]
- All Yours
the phrase used to give your oposition false hope or to put them off. – during snooker game – -player 1 is on high break- player 2 says “all yours…” -player 1 misses shot- “f-ck you”
- Happy candy birthday
the two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. to celebrate ones birthday for a month. a month long tribute to ones self. happy candy darling.” “we wish you the happiest of candies.” it’s my happy candy birthday beeeeeeaaaatches.” “i am awesome; it’s my happy candy.
pr-nunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk a russian swear word meaning an -sshole, but never a smart -sshole. someone so arrogant that he doesn’t even understand what a d-ckhead he is. what makes this word unique – it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the russian profanity. you can even call a man pizda (c-nt); but you […]
1. noun variety of fetish that involves repeated -j-c-l-t–n on a female by many (8 will do) men. 2. verb to -j-c-l-t- on something, especially repeatedly 1. i think you have a future in bukkake videos. 2. turn off your stereo or i will bukkake on it. bukkake diagram bukkake occurs when a group of […]