Poseidon’s Pillow


how one defeats psoeidon’s kiss:
placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of poseidon’s kiss.
aww man! poseidon’s kiss again?

next time try using poseidon’s pillow!

hey, who the f-ck are you and what is poseidon’s pillow?

neverf-ckingmind who i am. poseidon’s pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant sh-t.

oh, sounds cool.

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