Posémon


term describing the ‘poser’ pokémon of the newer generations which wholeheartedly fail to capture the general spirit and imagination which represented the popular pocket monsters of generations i & ii, and a few of iii & iv. often these posémon are poor man’s rehashes of well-known cl-ssic pokémon, such as the lolworthy woobat (zubat), purrloin (glameow) or simply consist of something ridiculous like an ice cream cone which gains a scoop upon each evolution. (it’s funny ’cause it’s true)
pokéfan 1: so, you hyped about the new pokémon black & white games?!
pokéfan 2: no, those posémon all look r-t-rded, i’ll just stick with the cl-ssics thanks…

idiot: z0mg! gen v is liek sooo awesome!!11!one!
prettycoolguy: nope.avi

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