poser jew
someone who is thought to be jewish without actually being jewish. normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is jewish. friends normally don’t know how if they are really jewish or not for at least six months. possibly have a jew fro.
not necessarily a negative term. tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. most likely pretty d-mn s-xy.
bob: wait. you’re not jewish?
jim: uh, no.
bob: woah, you’re like some crazy poser jew then
jim: yeah. i’m tottaly ready for jewish end of the world or christian end of the world.
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