Poser Pro
(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another’s. he or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.
see also, “one upper”
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me: “i used to love driving on the autobahn when i was in germany. i actually got my car up to 110 once. it scared the sh-t outta me.”
poserpro: “yeah, i got my car up to 120 on the thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. i need to go to court tomorrow.”
three days later…
me: “so, how’d it go in court?”
poser pro (having forgotten his story): “wha-??”
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