an extremely rare occurrence in the female population. considered by scientists to be akin to an albino african. a prized unicorn among men.
this woman is the woman of every mans dreams, but is elusive, even in plain sight. she does what other women are incapable of doing. things such as: holding a conversation, comforting her man, encouraging her man, sharing similar interests with her man, sets goals for herself, genuinely gives her heart, among other desirable qualities not found in the common human female.
i bet rachel is a hot -ss posh mamma, better not let this unicorn get away!
- no that’s a potato
used when talking about an unknown object or creature. person 1: what a weird thing person 2: no that’s a potato
- you dumb
a term usually used when someone says something they think is funny but it is actually f-cking g-y. best used during the akward silence after the f-ck face is done speaking. “that picture is really cool.” “thats what she said!” ………………….. “you dumb!” a term used often in place of a lengthy insult regarding someones […]
- losing my linguine
losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet. guy 1: i gained a lot of weight recently, i’m thinking of losing my linguine. guy 2: okay.
- coochie wedgie
coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a v-g-n-. these panties always give me a coochie wedgie. when a secure woman is blessed with a package between her legs that tends to get a little hungry. the act of a woman’s under garment keep rising between […]
a person who does something in an overall douche way that guy is an uvald-cks, he finished me in fortnite.