posh spice

former spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media wh-r- who has no talent.constantly features in british tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. her current claim to fame is that she is married to an overpaid english footballer now nearing the end of his career.
”aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it”
”oh hold on! here’s a picture of posh spice wearing a designer frock, we’re saved!”
a spice that is so expensive only the upper cl-ss can afford it.
saffron is a posh spice
a former member of the spice girls who looks like a long-lost relative of lara flynn boyle. married david beckham, then turned him into a metros-xual god. she used beckham to revive her sagging career, which really should have been over a long time ago. why? because she has even less talent than carrot top.
well, there’s a reason why beckham’s cheated on posh spice so many times.
member of that seminal band the spice girls which kick started the feminist movement the world over. their take on womens socio-economic hardships have resulted in in ground breaking music for the m-sses.
posh spice , called because of of her cl-ssy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
she suffers from ‘foot in mouth’ syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from ess-x popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
she has now turned the phrase posh spice into an endearing term for slag
“look at the -rs- on that !”
“i wouldnt go near her she’s a posh spice mate she’ll bleed you dry”