Posishtuation.


a combination of “position: and situation.” only to be used when intoxicated. if someone is in a bad “posishtuation” they are most certainly f-cked. however, if they are in a good “posishtuation” they are most certainly being f-cked, at a high velocity.
negative: “ay, mang. i’m in a baaadgh posishtuation. i need to drive home in 15 minutes and i chann’t f-ckin’ sthand uph.”

positive: “gheezus, the gurl sure is in a d-mn good posishuation to be takin’ d-ck. on the counter and sh-t.”

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