Position 97


a s-xual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.
unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the iv bag was full of oats. that’s what you get for having s-x with a four-year-old donkey

Read Also:

  • Post Acid Bitch Mode

    the period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you’re coming down off lsd. usually humorous although the joy is gone. candice: …and now the sun’s coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning? ebony: chill, it’s just post acid b-tch mode candice: omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

  • schpladow

    the word in english with the most consonant letters in a group, shpladow is a word simply meaning “your mom”. mike: you look funny today ike: schpladow b-tch!!! mike: d-mn foo! i got told!! ike: that’s right! you want some ice fo’ tha’ burn?!?

  • scollick

    a frustative tyrade or emotional outburst usally done in an a aggressive or confrontative manner. he just threw a scollick down at those people in that boardroom to attend a university for more than 7 years and graduate w/o an advanced degree that guy’s such a scollick, he’s been here forever.

  • Scope Jack

    scope jack occurs when a project, idea or thesis becomes all jacked up. scope jack typically occurs when a project, idea or thesis is clearly defined across all parties but force majeure or other unseen ent-ties conspire to destroy or otherwise “jack up” the project, idea or thesis beyond all recognition of the undestood definition. […]

  • scoring on your own net

    to insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones -n-s. 1. hey brad, i heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night. 2. brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.


Disclaimer: Position 97 definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.