positive patty
the complete opposite of a negative nancy. one who always looks at the brighter side of things. with positive patty, the gl-ss is always half full.
nig nog: momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
positive patty: n-gg-, at least you gots a roof over yo head. now go play with yo friends outside while i get my $220 hair did.
nig nog: officer, i swear i was going the speed limit, i’ve never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
positive patty: now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn’t such a bad place after all.
nig nog: f-ck n-gg-s the po-lice is comin’ and i be f-cked up!
positive patty: we’ll be fine.
nig nog: why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
positive patty: lemonjalow, if it weren’t for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?
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- Post-Proofread
reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it’s been sent. that message i just sent you should have said, “please -don’t- go on a date with my ex-girlfriend.” good thing i post-proofread it.
- Feed The Wagon
to insert ones p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n-. george: did you and stacy hang out last night? bob: yes we did. george: did you feed the wagon? bob: yes the wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.
- sack them off
to be a complete p-n-s n leave someone behind she aint text me ill sack them off
- fatie
a big b-tt d-mn she got a fatie.. and she shakes it good!
- off the list
de-friending a person, or lowering them in one’s social hierarchy, based on a perceived infraction of the terms of your relationship. also abbreviated as “otl.” jim forgot my birthday last week. that dude is totally off the list.