Positon of Belligerence
while the male is on the bed, the female is atop a ceiling fan, spinning around at a fast rate, the man tries to stick his erect p-n-s into the women’s v-g-n-. the end result is an amazing -rg-sm for both parties involved.
bill: man i gave your cousin natashia a “positon of belligerence” we nailed it the first time!
frank: d-mn dude that takes some talent!
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