an elementary particle similar to an electron, except that it has a positive charge instead of a negative charge. it is an antiparticle, which is a particle that forms antimatter.
when a positron comes into contact with an electron, they annihilate each other, releasing energy.
look, i got a jar of positrons! i think i’ll open it.

no, you fool!!

being completely sure. positive.
did you hide the bong?

yea dude, in the garage.

are you absolutely positron?

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