Posmod
posmod, an abbreviation for the new and exciting “postmodern” cultural movement. tired of all the plaid, vegetarianism and caring, this anti-hipster geek movement started in raleigh, north carolina.
ironically ironic, totally self-aware and too selfish to pretend like they care, the posmod crowd is beyond hip.
today’s posmods enjoy new-age yet awesomely retro vodka-based spirits such as the gimlet and the frodka.
in general, they are made uncomfortable by children and enjoy and enjoy lofty perches and spying.
common posmod phrases include:
“we know about it.”
“that’s kind of a big deal.”
“that’s so posmod.”
“that’s so shift + 4.”
anyone geeky and cool who isn’t trying to be a hipster is fairly posmod.
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