town mattress


girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. derived from the german “dorfmatratze” (town mattress); also known as “sl-t” or “ho bag”.
d-mn i hope you wore a rubber she’s a real town mattress!

verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein gummi benutzt, sie ist eine dorfmatratze!!

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