Posner


taking a big, fat, hairy p-n-s up the nose. a posner typically happens when the person on the receiving end of the p-n-s is tired of having their face j-zzed on, and would rather have their face j-zzed in.
d-mn, she asked for a posner since her jaw was tired and her face was covered.
a long-winded, overly expansive and tangential economic -n-lysis of an unrelated topic, leading to binding precedent.
g, i was finna buy those new rims until my wigga laid a posner on me.
to posner: to do something boldly, fearlessly.
posner: a brave one.
stop being such a p-ssy, posner it!

she looked shy, but turns out she’s a real posner.

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