Post-Amnesia
(noun) – when someone makes a comment regarding a post on facebook or tweet that you completely forget about.
jody: so did you end up all wet this weekend?
chuck: excuse me?
jody: yeah you facebooked it was raining at your cabin.
chuck: ohh riggghhhhttt… sorry, post-amnesia
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